The “cereal before milk or milk before cereal” debate ends now.
This is beyond upsetting
I can’t
What kind of monster…
But that perfect cereal pour…
(via allteeensrelate)
school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms
salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir
school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind
(via allteeensrelate)
Sirius: Merlin. Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?
Peter: A picture of me?
Sirius: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
(via allteeensrelate)
working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project
(via cartel)
(Source: sweetseducingsighs, via joshpeck)
The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb
(via allteeensrelate)
this pool is jarring against the background of your californian McMansion….splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool?
That possibly dad individual on the right is so ripped what the heck
it’s the laps he does in that pool every morning
(via tyleroakley)